I don’t know about you, but I’m ready to return to the briney deeps of everyone’s favorite undersea dystopia so I can let my inner ADAM addicted tendencies go bonkers. With Bioshock 2 so close to release, the devils over at 2K have decided to goad me further by un-boxing one of those glorious Special Editions for all the world to drool over. Just look at all the amazing swag owners have in store:

• Vinyl Recording entitled “I am Rapture, Rapture Is Me” which has the entire Bioshock score
• “Sounds From the Lighthouse” CD featuring all Bioshock 2 tracks
• 168 page long “Deco Devolution” Art Book
• 3 high quality lithographs
• Copy of Bioshock 2 (but of course!)

Still, not even I will be willing to shell out the several thousand dollars required of the Bioshock 2 Uber Edition, although witnessing the chaos that ensues in the presence of the fully operational Big Daddy included in the package made watching all this Rapture related gear pass me a by a little less painful.

Heh, heh…sounds of anguish make me giggle.